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Random shit

What do you call a pig with no tail? A no tailed pig you dumbass.

Bios

Drummer Bio

Name. Jessie
Age. 14
Sex. female
Roll. drums
Instrument. pearl set w/ Tama floor tom (black), sabian crash and splash cymbal, zildjian hi hat, zildjian sticks, pearl double pedal
Music. rap, punk, ska

Guitarist Bio

Name. Martin
Age. 14
Sex. male
Roll. guitar
Instrument. fender standard fat strat (light blue and sparkly, glittery white)
Music. punk, rap

Bassist Bio

Name. David
Age. 14
Sex. male
Roll. bass
Instrument. Ibanez SR305DX 5-string (gray)
Music. punk

Girlfriend

Our bassist David is in extreme need of a girlfriend, or someone to have sex with, if you are interested, please IM him. No joke.

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